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hardcore
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hentai
ravioli ravioli don't lewt with the dragon loli
HERNAN
thoughts that this community is 100 midi content (but is filled with memes and people calling gay each other or blaming)
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KIKE
husbando
Welcome. At Gingy's Husbandery we have every assortment of male ~~sex slave~~ HUSBANDO!
Your husbando is named Mr. {choose:P|T|K|B|D|G}{choose:a|e|i|o|u}{choose:i||}{choose:p|t|k|b|d|g}{choose:a|e|i|o|u}{choose:i||} {choose:P|T|K|B|D|G}{choose:a|e|i|o|u}{choose:i||}{choose:p|t|k|b|d|g}{choose:a|e|i|o|u}{choose:i||}.
He is {choose:4|5|6|7}'{range:1|11}' tall and weighs {range:30|140} kg.
His penis is {range:4|8}.{range:0|9} inches long and {choose:slightly curves to the right|slightly curves to the left|slightly curves up|slightly curves down|is straight}.
His average orgasm lasts about {range:8|35} seconds.
His cock splatters semen {range:2|16} inches into the air and makes about {range:3|15} mL of cum.
It takes him {range:5|25} minutes to unload at most given times, but if he's near you and you make him horny, he gets off usually within {range:1|4} minutes instead.
On a given day your husbando likes to {choose:make black MIDIs|masturbate|edge|play video games}, so please take the time to tend to his hobbies.
His ass is {choose:thicc|curvy|fat|bubbly|small|flat}, and his feet usually are {choose:not sweaty|sweaty as fuck}. At any given time, he has {choose:no veins on his cock|a few veins on his cock when he is hard|veins everywhere on his cock when he's hard}. He has a {choose:2|4|6|8|10} pack. Washboard abs, mmmm.
He {choose:is probably lying about his dick size|is probably not lying about his dick size}.